make me choose: anon asked american idiot or dookie

September, 1: The Hogwarts Express leaves London from platform 9 ¾ at Kings Cross Station at precisely eleven o’clock in the morning, and arrives at Hogsmeade Station sometime after nightfall. The Sorting ceremony takes place in the Great Hall and the Hogwarts school year starts. 

"Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Platform Nine and Three-Quarters?"

folieadeus:

Happy birthday mom (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) 

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

Fuck you, I didn’t deserve that.
- (via dumbpet)

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

brue:

keniaisajedi
TONIGHT WAS GREAT LOOK HOW CLOSE I WAS TO THE STAGE HOLY SHIT AH I CROPPED HIM OUT BUT THERE WAS ONE GUY IN BETWEEN ME AND THE BARRICADE (if you’re gonna use this pls tag me as credit bc like I waited all day to take these pics) #falloutboy #centuries #jimmykimmel

brue:

keniaisajedi

TONIGHT WAS GREAT LOOK HOW CLOSE I WAS TO THE STAGE HOLY SHIT AH I CROPPED HIM OUT BUT THERE WAS ONE GUY IN BETWEEN ME AND THE BARRICADE (if you’re gonna use this pls tag me as credit bc like I waited all day to take these pics) #falloutboy #centuries #jimmykimmel

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

mydemisee:

The Wonder Years - Passing Through a Screen Door (x)

mydemisee:

The Wonder Years - Passing Through a Screen Door (x)

ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

thatfunnyblog:

fuckin hero